I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Small penises have feelings too.
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
sex in a hospital.. check
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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