Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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