pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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