Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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