i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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