So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
high people should be assigned attendants
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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