dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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