So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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