My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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