You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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