I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Enjoy the penises
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
