just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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