I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
