And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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