Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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