no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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