I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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