we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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