its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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