..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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