why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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