You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is Oprah even human
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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