eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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