Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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