Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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