i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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