Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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