when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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