i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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