did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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