Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
