i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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