yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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