He uses pillows to masturbate.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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