No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
