Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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