i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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