well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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