It's Friday. Sex?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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