I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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