just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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