About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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