I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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