is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I am one with the molecules
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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