He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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