How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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