3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
