My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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