Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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