I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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