i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
