I'm lost and stupid without you.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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