problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she told me i tasted like america
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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