Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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