I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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